Arsenal roared back to life like a caffeinated sloth, delivering a hilarious 5-0 schooling to Chelsea.
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Arsenal isn't choking; if anything, they're doing the opposite. They're bouncing back with gusto. Despite setbacks like their home defeat to Aston Villa and Champions League elimination, they're back on track and playing like champions.

John Gibson    Apr 24

Well, there goes "The Choke" theory, out the window like a poorly tossed frisbee. Arsenal's not just bouncing back; they're bouncing back with style. They've shaken off the blues from their defeats against Aston Villa and Bayern Munich and are strutting like peacocks once more.

Chelsea must've felt like they were in a comedy sketch, with Arsenal taking the stage as the lead jesters. It was less of a match and more of a slapstick routine, with Martin Odegaard leading the troupe and Chelsea left looking like they missed their cue. Even their usually reliable Cole Palmer was missing in action, leaving Chelsea feeling like they were missing half their team.

Palmer's absence was felt like a punchline right from the start, and Arsenal wasted no time in capitalizing on it. The first five minutes set the tone, with Arsenal showing Chelsea what they were made of. Goals flowed like confetti at a party, and poor Nicolas Jackson couldn't hit the target if it was the broad side of a barn.

But it wasn't just Arsenal's show; it was the Odegaard Show. His passes were smoother than a baby's bottom, setting up chances left and right. And when Havertz finally found his groove, it was like watching a symphony conductor hit the perfect note.

Chelsea tried to salvage some dignity, but it was like trying to plug a leak with a colander. Every attempt fell flat, every shot went wide, and Arsenal just kept piling on the embarrassment.

By the end, it wasn't a match; it was a comedy of errors, with Arsenal playing the lead role and Chelsea cast as the hapless extras. And with every goal, Arsenal's resurgence became clearer, like a phoenix rising from the ashes, or in this case, rising from the bottom of the table to the top.

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